Craziest Squirrel-Related Story I’ve Read in a Long While

For you, dear readers, I scour squirrel-related news stories every morning.

Many are bland (power outages due to squirrels, mostly), some are great (the ongoing debate about red squirrels versus grey squirrels in the U.K.) and some are just plain bat-sh*t crazy.

I am not poking fun at this poor woman, who is clearly suffering. But this is the craziest thing I’ve read in a long time.

Woman arrested after allegedly kicking officer

“A woman who ran through a Lodi business carrying a dead squirrel was arrested Monday after allegedly kicking a police officer who was ordering her to get out of a trash bin.”

And yeah, if you keep reading, it gets worse.

Speak, rodent:

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