For you, dear readers, I scour squirrel-related news stories every morning.
I am not poking fun at this poor woman, who is clearly suffering. But this is the craziest thing I’ve read in a long time.
“A woman who ran through a Lodi business carrying a dead squirrel was arrested Monday after allegedly kicking a police officer who was ordering her to get out of a trash bin.”
And yeah, if you keep reading, it gets worse.