Mark E. Smith, of the cult band The Falls, admitted to brazenly killing squirrels in his backyard several weeks ago.
Now he’s being investigated, since red squirrels in the U.K. are endangered. It’s not known which type of squirrels he was slaughtering.
“Squirrels mean nothing to me. I killed a couple last weekend actually. They were eating my garden fence.
“My sisters are animal lovers and they had been leaving food out for these squirrels. They’ve got rats in the bloody house now. Serves ’em right.”
He also went on and on about killing seagulls. (I understand how seagulls can be annoying (and a little gross) but I don’t think I have any right to kill them.)