My friend Marc, who spent some of his youth in Florida, has a saying: “only in Florida.” (Of course, we all probably have a saying like that for where we’re from. I live in Mexico, and I certainly say “Only in Mexico” quite a bit — when, for example, a mariachi band starts randomly playing below my apartment building. “Only in Mexico.”)
But this story from Tcpalm.com is really an “Only in Florida” story. The news story is scant on details, but it involves head-butting, prescription pills, a pet squirrel and two arrests. Reads just like a Carl Hiassen novel.